A place called Impunity...

                              by Viki Eggers Mason

           It’s not easy to shock me. I’ve been around for over a half a century and seen amazing things. I must admit, though, that I was stunned to my shoes earlier this week.

            Folks have been warning me that our Electric Department chief Adrian Garth (Cousin of Cloyd) would be seeking to promote Antwinette Spratt (hereinafter called “Light Fingered Louise” or simply “Lewie,”) (Cousin of rookie alderman David Ewing) into the position previously held by long time APUD employee Peggy Pace, who retired earlier this year. Naturally, being a true believer in the system and something of an idealist, I scoffed at the very idea. Nobody in their right mind would promote a person who’d been caught with her fingers in the cash drawer. What I failed to realize was, at least three of our aldermen are not in their right minds. Duh!

            Indebtedness is a sticky thing.  When people help you get what you want (like re-elected) by doing unethical and sometimes illegal things, it follows that you must return the favor. Cases in point:

            Many of the disconnect notices which are issued from the Electric Department are signed by “Lewie” Spratt.  So are the reconnect orders. She holds the “light” in her little hands. If you’re a friend of her friends, she’ll let you slide. If you happen to be an enemy of her friends, you get harassed. It goes without saying that Adrian Garth is equally if not more involved in these activities. (I know this from unpleasant personal experience and maybe, when I have nothing better to do, I’ll get around to suing.)

            Knowing all of this, I should not have been surprised when Lewie got a promotion and a hefty raise last Tuesday. Nevertheless, I was flummoxed.

            At that same meeting, I understand that Cemetery Department boss Jessie Tate was expected to announce his retirement. To his certain credit, Tate seems to recognize that when he goes Loudmouth Leo Gibson will be a shoo-in for his position. Why? Loudmouth doesn’t like to work. He has been known to flounce off to the house when he’s told to do something he dislikes, so why would he be rewarded with a promotion and a raise? Well, it turns out that Loudmouth Leo Gibson is the chief lieutenant of the Mississippi Mafia. (I refer, of course, to Cloyd Garth and Alonzo Sykes.) He’s the “brains” behind gathering the votes these two crooks need to keep their cushy city jobs.

            Loudmouth Leo uses various and sundry approaches to garner these votes.  His favored tools include intimidation, threats, lies and violence – all of which are felony abuses State and Federal law. So, when a guy like Leo does you a favor, he gets paid handsomely from the city coffers – which, by the way, is also highly illegal. Anyway, the bottom line here is, Jessie Tate has kindly reconsidered his retirement and will stay around awhile longer. Thanks Jessie!

            I’ve been rolling this situation around in my mind for some time. I simply cannot understand how it can happen in the United States of America that bad deeds are rewarded and good deeds get punished.  I do have an idea sprouting, though. 

            Some philosopher back in time said that the beginning of the end of any civilization comes when the people learn they can use the system to line their own pockets. Once they start electing people for the purpose of obtaining money for themselves, the entire society collapses. Welcome to Impunity, Mississippi , where the word accountability cannot be found in the dictionary, nor coming from the lips of three of our alderthugs.