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I'm voting Democrat because I
believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn
than I would
I'm voting Democrat because freedom
of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting
Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq
I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now
think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I
believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell
us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start
driving a Prius.
I'm voting
Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see
fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I
believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution
every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their
agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I
believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there,
they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house
to shoot them with.
(My favorite): I'm voting Democrat
because I love the fact that I can
now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm voting Democrat because I
believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but
the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
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Makes a person wonder why anyone would EVER vote
Republican, now doesn't it?
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